sunspill:

opens a google document that’s enough for today

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revolutionarygays:

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

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lightskinnedwithagoodtan:
“prettyboyshyflizzy:
“dreadedphilosphy:
“hennyhardaway1:
“ I’m glad I ain’t the only one that thought this
” ”
I hate niggas 😂😂😭😭
” lightskinnedwithagoodtan:
“prettyboyshyflizzy:
“dreadedphilosphy:
“hennyhardaway1:
“ I’m glad I ain’t the only one that thought this
” ”
I hate niggas 😂😂😭😭
”

lightskinnedwithagoodtan:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dreadedphilosphy:

hennyhardaway1:

I’m glad I ain’t the only one that thought this

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭

I hate niggas 😂😂😭😭

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woodmeat:

bvnds:

New York rats be like 

papi let me get a fruit punch four loko. fuck you mean id?

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togarhedy-eanpoly-outigehedy:

imsoshive:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs:

apocalypticassass1n:

evooob:

imsoshive:

I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck you right? She gon get dick regardless. Her pussy could look like Frederick Douglass and she still could find a nigga that’s gon suck her clit like a peppermint in church and fuck her stupid. Y'all niggas better man up and be grateful.

church

for reference, this is a pic of frederick douglass:

image

Reblogging again because someone really put a picture of Frederick Douglass

LMFAO

10/10 for immersive experience

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